Featuring the Hit Single
by The Circular Referral Crew
[Intro — filtered house beat, four on the floor, bassline chugging under a slow filter sweep opening up]
[Vocal Hook — filtered, chopped, euphoric]
CC me, CC me
CC me, CC me
On everything, on everything
CC me, CC me
CC me, CC me
CC me, CC me
I need to see the policy
CC me, CC me
[Verse 1 — vocal filter fully open, deadpan delivery over the groove]
Got the email open, typing out the draft
Gotta loop the whole department, gotta map the path
Don't leave out the manager, don't leave out the clerk
If it isn't in my inbox, then it didn't work
Open up the thread, add another name
Circular referral is the name of the game
[Pre-Chorus / Build-Up — drums roll faster, synth rises in pitch, tension building into the drop]
Did you check the box
Did you send the file
Is it in the queue
Is it in the pile
Open up the line
Reply all one more time
[Chorus / Drop — full filter house energy, big room drop, hook repeats over the peak]
CC me, CC me
CC me, CC me
On everything, on everything
CC me, CC me
CC me, CC me
CC me, CC me
I need to see the policy
CC me, CC me
[Verse 2 — filter pulled back slightly, groove continues, same deadpan delivery]
Forwarded to the customer feedback line
Closure notice issued, nine words, feels fine
Escalate it sideways, never up the chain
Every new department gets to say the same
Not our jurisdiction, try another door
That's the whole procedure, that's the whole reform
[Pre-Chorus / Build-Up — second build, filter opens wider, energy climbing]
Did you check the box
Did you send the file
Is it in the queue
Is it in the pile
Open up the line
Reply all one more time
[Bridge — breakdown, stripped back to bass and vocal chop only, tension held]
Nobody's lying
Nobody's wrong
Everybody's waiting
For a form that's gone
Nobody's closing
Nobody's clear
Just CC the next one
And disappear
[Final Chorus / Outro Drop — full energy return, hook repeats and fades out over the filtered groove]
CC me, CC me
CC me, CC me
On everything, on everything
CC me, CC me
CC me, CC me
CC me, CC me
I need to see the policy
CC me, CC me
[Outro — filter closing back down, beat fades under a last chopped "CC me" stutter]
Written & Produced by: George Watson
Label: Office of Patrick Weiser
Genre: 2000s Filter House
Tempo: 126 BPM
Cast: The Circular Referral Crew
Year: 2026
Category: Satire & Political Commentary
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