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The Circular Referral Crew album cover Featuring the Hit Single

CC Me On Everything

by The Circular Referral Crew

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WARNING: MAY CAUSE CONFUSION
Explicit Bureaucratic Content

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CC Me On Everything — Version A
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CC Me On Everything — Version B

Lyrics

[Intro — filtered house beat, four on the floor, bassline chugging under a slow filter sweep opening up]

[Vocal Hook — filtered, chopped, euphoric]

CC me, CC me

CC me, CC me

On everything, on everything

CC me, CC me

CC me, CC me

CC me, CC me

I need to see the policy

CC me, CC me

[Verse 1 — vocal filter fully open, deadpan delivery over the groove]

Got the email open, typing out the draft

Gotta loop the whole department, gotta map the path

Don't leave out the manager, don't leave out the clerk

If it isn't in my inbox, then it didn't work

Open up the thread, add another name

Circular referral is the name of the game

[Pre-Chorus / Build-Up — drums roll faster, synth rises in pitch, tension building into the drop]

Did you check the box

Did you send the file

Is it in the queue

Is it in the pile

Open up the line

Reply all one more time

[Chorus / Drop — full filter house energy, big room drop, hook repeats over the peak]

CC me, CC me

CC me, CC me

On everything, on everything

CC me, CC me

CC me, CC me

CC me, CC me

I need to see the policy

CC me, CC me

[Verse 2 — filter pulled back slightly, groove continues, same deadpan delivery]

Forwarded to the customer feedback line

Closure notice issued, nine words, feels fine

Escalate it sideways, never up the chain

Every new department gets to say the same

Not our jurisdiction, try another door

That's the whole procedure, that's the whole reform

[Pre-Chorus / Build-Up — second build, filter opens wider, energy climbing]

Did you check the box

Did you send the file

Is it in the queue

Is it in the pile

Open up the line

Reply all one more time

[Bridge — breakdown, stripped back to bass and vocal chop only, tension held]

Nobody's lying

Nobody's wrong

Everybody's waiting

For a form that's gone

Nobody's closing

Nobody's clear

Just CC the next one

And disappear

[Final Chorus / Outro Drop — full energy return, hook repeats and fades out over the filtered groove]

CC me, CC me

CC me, CC me

On everything, on everything

CC me, CC me

CC me, CC me

CC me, CC me

I need to see the policy

CC me, CC me

[Outro — filter closing back down, beat fades under a last chopped "CC me" stutter]


Credits

Written & Produced by: George Watson
Label: Office of Patrick Weiser
Genre: 2000s Filter House
Tempo: 126 BPM
Cast: The Circular Referral Crew
Year: 2026
Category: Satire & Political Commentary

A parody of process for its own sake. Nobody sued the file. Nobody read it either.

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